Enjoy Valentine humor and laugh over love

Love is blind but marriage is an eye opener.

Announcing: I love you more than my modem!


What does the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day? – Answer: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done.

Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.

First guy: My wife’s an angel!  Second guy: You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either car is new or the wife.

Marriage is a three rings circus:

engagement ring

wedding ring