Enjoy Valentine humor and laugh over love
Love is blind but marriage is an eye opener.
Announcing: I love you more than my modem!
What does the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day? – Answer: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done.
Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
First guy: My wife’s an angel! Second guy: You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either car is new or the wife.
Marriage is a three rings circus:
engagement ring
wedding ring
suffering
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